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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
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bad apple

When a girl throws an apple up into a witches hands, then a house appears with a book, then a rabbit stops the book, then the witch eats it and litters it onto a mansion, then the apple becomes a woman, then the woman becomes a vampire that drops a cup, then the cup becomes a maid, then the maid throws a knife, then the knife becomes a vampire, then the vampire gets cut in half by a ninja, then it pans to a hot person cooling off, then a leaf turns into a boat, then a scythe turns into satan, then the sword becomes a woman with fire, then the fire becomes 2 women, then the women merge into the moon, then 2 women reach out, then the moon becomes 3 musicians,
bad apple: then the musicians point to animals, then one of the rabbits shoot a bullet, then leaves appears, etc.
by visaa February 15, 2025
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national apple day

a day to eat and celebrate apples (oct 20th)
national apple day is when u can eat as many apples as u want without being called crazy
by chapplesroan March 2, 2025
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Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
by kohnik March 10, 2025
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Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.
"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
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Lisa Apple

It’s Lisa from the simpsons but she became an Apple
by megadoodoo June 16, 2025
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