Michelangelo moment

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")

They/He had a Michelangelo moment!

by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019

maddie moment

when you do a thing @skeppycore would for sure do... also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What’s going on???
Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ...maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020

Ambulance Moment

An Ambulance Moment is a moment of realization. Synonymous with: aha moment; epiphany.

I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!

by bigfinger January 29, 2024

*Bruh Moment*

The only appropriate reaction to being 'brother'-zoned on Christmas in Japan.

"Oh, yeah. It was so bad. He got brother-zoned! On Christmas, nonetheless."
*Bruh Moment* ensues.

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020

Moment

A Moment is equivalent to 5 seconds or nearly sixth of a minute

Sameul: Dude I just killed that guy a moment ago and now he's hacking ugh
Soma: So just 3 moments ago I set up my new pc I'm ready
Sankol: I clicked 57 times in 1 moment this will help me in minecraft pvp

by yomtekadsoik oma February 4, 2021

megh moment

when you have a moment of stupidity, which easily could have been fixed with common sense, or pausing before speaking to think about what you're going to say.

teacher: okay guys, so we can find the solution by adding H2O to both sides of the equation.
megh: cant we add H2O to both sides of the equation, professor?
teacher: yes, thats what i just said.
classmate 1: bro... literal megh moment

by sxngheili December 10, 2023

reya k moment

1. when a bitch says shit so audacious, unwarranted and unprompted that it makes you lose brain cells.

2. out of the blue, hilarious, lolcow type crashout.

“did you see the bullshit he sent on the gc?”
“yeah, i ain’t reading allat, fucking reya k moment”
“ong”

by c0nsumetheflesh August 27, 2025