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k-9

he a k-9 he tuff
by ueuddhehd February 23, 2024
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9/11

The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,e were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California. The hijackers crashed the first two planes into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, two of the world's five tallest buildings at the time, and aimed the next two flights toward targets in or near Washington, D.C., in an attack on the nation's capital. The third team succeeded in striking the Pentagon, the headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense in Arlington County, Virginia, while the fourth plane went down in rural Pennsylvania during a passenger revolt. The September 11 attacks killed 2,977 people, the deadliest terrorist attack in human history, and instigated the multi-decade global war on terror, fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and elsewhere.
instead of 7/11 i got 9/11
by Raven Definies February 28, 2024
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Room 9

Some dumb ass who was in a Sped program during grade school. Room 9 is the closest to the bathroom so Speds can quickly get to the bathroom. There is a fine line between Room 9 goers and actually full-blown disabled kids. These are typically the lower IQ kids that were still in common classes.

Regardless they are now grown, and yet they are now treated and viewed as full-blown adults. Typically a ranked out *Borog* in the early stages of it's lifestyle. A female Room 9 goer is typically more promiscuous and mates with fellow Room 9iner men. Cause an epi/genetic local epidemic of retardation, restarting the cycle again on a larger scale. These are the Master prestige "baby mamas"n'shit like that.

Unfortunately due to the article of human rights broadly stipulated among national(U.S.) laws State and Fed. There is no end to the Room 9 epidemic. No, we unfortunately can't just sterilize them. although, plan-parenthood has been a major bulwark for about 50 years against the Room 9iner population.
"Ayo u a room 9 nigga lmao"
Room 9 nigga: AUUUGGHA LEMME BEAT YO ASS
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"Wow little Johnny how was school"
"A room 9 kid took a shit on the teacher's desk and we had to do classwork in the cold gym"
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"Damn that negro can run"
"Well he is room 9, so college prospects are off the table"
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"My coochie pink, my booty-hole brown"
by Rise of the BBCs March 3, 2024
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when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button
you- im bored
you- *types*
you-`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
by anonymous March 4, 2024
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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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9/12

The sequel of 9/11 but it's preformed in 3001
Bro did you here of 9/12
No
It'll happen in like 1000 years
by Cursed_Gamer69420 9/11 March 23, 2024
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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024
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