by imtallsoslapmyass October 22, 2019

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.
"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.
"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022

All girls need to slap the boys ass and call em thick!
National girls slap boys ass day is from April 19-22
National girls slap boys ass day is from April 19-22
National girl slaps boys ass day All girls slap boys booty for revenge
Example: omg did you just see Jessica slapped Tony’s butt.
Example: omg did you just see Jessica slapped Tony’s butt.
by Alex666hoe April 18, 2019

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!
Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!
Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!
by R-S October 29, 2006

National slap your girls ass day-Today’s national slap your girls ass today so I’m going to slap your ass
by Butterboi4lyfe October 13, 2019

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by GSJHGEGJGJUS October 11, 2020
