Water

Something everyone wants

Karen: GIVE ME THE WATER PACKAGE OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE COPS!!
Person 1: Well at least I don't rant about water packages that are right behind of you.

by EpicPandaLord April 6, 2021

jimmys water tower

when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her

I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower

by sasquach hair September 21, 2016

Swoly Water

Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly

Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*

by Hannah Cyr February 24, 2019

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

dog water

A term used on the internet and in gaming to emphasize the extent of something unpleasant or bad

if my homework looks like dog water, my excuse is I wasn't concentrating all the way

by the "Futiless" August 27, 2022

water on the hill

Water wawwaaFEETEETTEEFETETEFTFEFTETFEFFEFFE

WATER ON THE HILL

by Robert darcy March 18, 2024

Aiming Water

Aiming water is some kind of alcoholic drink to make you aim better, for example when you have shaky hands.

After he drank some aiming water, he could drive nails like a pro.

by KillerCodeWriter August 9, 2024