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Shit Take

A hot take that is so shitty that it doesn't even qualify as a hot take anymore, thus becoming a shit take
Person 1: You know, gatekeeping is a great thing, I don't know why so many people have a problem with preserving the integrity of the hobby.
Person 2: Dude, you're painting plastic space toys that cost 1000 dollars and making them fight other space toys, that is a shit take and a half if I've ever seen one.
by Angel-Boi September 21, 2021
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shit dispenser

tootie- dude i got to shit

chup- me too, my shit dispenser is broken tho it keeps leakin
by chupchup November 13, 2006
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shit mickey

1. adj; n; expression insulting an ugly person who looks similar to mickey mouse
2. an expression of anger
1."shit mickey! she's fucking ugly!"
2."shit mickey! i am so pissed!"
by alex, david,sam,ernest June 21, 2008
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shit flap

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".
by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006
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shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.
'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'
by ihateslappers May 16, 2009
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shit chute

Chode: Did you give it her up the shit chute?
Docter Phuck: Yes, yes I did.
by Ian Chode February 24, 2004
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piece of shit

Most likely one under the following categories:

Your computer
Your life
Your house
Your television
Your phone
Your job
Any mechanical object in your household
A unspecified brown object left by one of your pets.
by Nathis July 25, 2008
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