shit swirl

Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.

Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!

Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!

by yikestbh July 12, 2017

pack shit

To be the active or inserting partner in anal intercourse.

I wanted him to fuck me, and he told me he just loved to pack shit.

by Mouther May 28, 2007

shit mickey

1. adj; n; expression insulting an ugly person who looks similar to mickey mouse
2. an expression of anger

1."shit mickey! she's fucking ugly!"
2."shit mickey! i am so pissed!"

by alex, david,sam,ernest June 21, 2008

shit flap

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.

"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".

by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006

shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.

'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'

by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

shit chute

The arse hole.

Chode: Did you give it her up the shit chute?
Docter Phuck: Yes, yes I did.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

piece of shit

Most likely one under the following categories:

Your computer
Your life
Your house
Your television
Your phone
Your job
Any mechanical object in your household
A unspecified brown object left by one of your pets.

Stupid piece of shit!

by Nathis July 25, 2008