Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

National Suck dick day

Suck some dick on this fabulous day!

Matt:Do you know what today is?
Sam:What is it
Matt:National Suck Dick day! 😏😏

by Stop With the Kinks September 15, 2020

National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked

Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

Sucks to sluck

When a team is convinced that they are the greatest ever, that they don’t need no help to beat another team (aka Torre) but in reality they can’t do anything but to “win in their own terms”; being in a delusional state.

“Sucks to Sluck!”

by that’swhathesaid September 22, 2020

Suck out

a less insulting phrase to say instead of suck your mum

suck out you batty boy

by mrsteelurgirl October 30, 2020

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When you suck a penis while it’s inside an anus

“Last night I had two bitches and they gave me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.

“Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020