Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A guy who seems sweet and nice on the outside. But on the inside he knows what he wants. Be careful with these guys. They will do anything without your consent.
Michael is my boyfriend
by funlovingfish8 May 22, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by jeremyclarksonzz March 7, 2024
Get the michael knowlesmug. 
The Cock of all cocks. The cranberry juice runs through the jizz giving you an urge to swallow. Its a dream to all who try. Huge, tasty and extremely pleasing. Of course a king from Sparta and well spartans are the toughest with many talents.
Addison rae: It should be in my mouth to be honest cause I want it to be.
Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else
Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else
Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!
by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. A Cirque Du Soleil show that ram in 2011. Its soundtrack featured 27 songs of Michael’s, lasting an hour and forty-two minutes. All songs were remixed and also featured The Jackson 5 and The Jacksons songs. It also featured artists 50 Cent, Janet Jackson, Kevin Antunes, Mick Jagger, Siedah Garrett, and Rockwell.
by rru12 November 4, 2023
Get the Michael Jackson Immortalmug.