Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.

Ketan's Law applies to effective altruism.

by paulmwatson May 16, 2025

Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020

stepgrandpibling-in-law

1- Stepgrandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepgrandpibling.

stepgrandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Megan’s law

Law against sex offenders that megan thee stallion used in her song to diss Nicki but Nicki still the queen so idgaf

These goes don’t be mad at Megan they be mad at Megan’s law

by Thatmaingirlyyallluv February 1, 2024

grandnephew-in-law

1. The grandson-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandson of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.

Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room

by Helperofheight April 15, 2022