Rizzly bear

That guy that gots that dog in em!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!

Coochie destroyer!

I’m that rizzly bear momma I got that dog in me!
I got all that rizz I am that rizzly bear!

by The pedophilic rizz master May 28, 2023

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Reverse bear

seks from the back with bear noises (big hug)

im gonna reverse bear you grrrrrrl

by #1reversebearfan May 26, 2025

Gummy Bear

A person who believes in something full heartedly with only half the facts.

Those gummy bear Mormons have no idea what their talking about.

by Camel with a jetpack April 11, 2023

Polar bear

A white kid in tattnall county that thinks he is the shit , that likes special girls

Polar bear likes these special girls

by Polar green May 31, 2022

Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.

I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"

by coxnkitty May 8, 2018