ass douchecanoe

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.

Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.

by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011

Red Ass

A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.

That red ass just stole my television.

by Red Arses October 15, 2023

Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014

ass-vulture

one who takes advantage of pre-pukers sexually.
typically an action taken by frat boys as a last ditch effort to get laid.

do not invite chad to this party, last time i passed out, he was a real ass-vulture.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

[assing out]

I was recently involved in the filming of a video for an upcoming fundraiser and I was being filmed on camera. It had been a few hours of recording and doing different takes and the director said, "no passing out". I thought he said, "no assing out" and began to scratch my head but, laugh none the less. I thought he meant something like keep it together, don't act all crazy. We have now adopted this word into our vocabulary and thought we would share it.

Keep it together we are in a restaurant, "no assing out".

by Katz2424 May 16, 2018

carnival ass

Carnival ass is a condition in which a mid western woman or maybe as far North as montana, is wearing white pants or shorts that develop stains from sitting on dirty carnival rides all day. Other antagonists may include dirty fingers, a rare case of mud butt, and in some cases spilled boxed wine that mite have been sat on. On rare occasions someone will go pantyless and you can catch some rough and curlies poking out the front.

Man, did you see that moms dirty ass getting of that coaster? Yeah. Looks like she shitter self. White pants sure are sexy tho. Good ol' Carnival ass

by Ivan barrister August 22, 2021