Chicken Tits

1. Something you call your friends of the opposite sex. It is meant to be affectionate, yet witty and hilarious, making it an okay nickname/term of endearment for someone you love just as a friend!

2. Don't try this with someone you aren't super tight with. 'Chicken tits,' while hilarious, can seem derogatory to someone with no humor.

Guy friend: "Night sweetheart"

Girl: "Dude... don't call me sweetheart"

Guy friend: "Alright chicken tits, see ya tomorrow!"

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits

by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

Rin Tin Tits

When your coworker wears her silver tube top and a matching silver jacket with her boobs hanging out.

Man did you see Rin Tin Tits in the kitchen today, she looks like a slutty tin man.

by Mary Jean Smith May 20, 2008

sweet cupcake tits

1. An affirmation.
2. A method of showing extreme excitement or pleasure.

Kyle: Hey man, I got head from that asian chick, and I didn't even have to pay the bitch!
Ryan: Sweet cupcake tits!

by Kyle Hougland December 20, 2005

bulldozing with your tits

Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.

I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!

by JMSMD September 25, 2006

life tit

the tits of life. Often uneven and saggy casued by time. Only fun when people are sucking on them.

"aw man, sucked on a pair of life tits the other night, it was a good time!"

by courtakertit August 18, 2011

calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

by Overstored Milk October 19, 2014