Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.

"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."

by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

does the chocolate milk jiggle

when you have big double chin

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”

“Yeah.” *Starts to grab double chin and wiggle it*

“Oh.”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

chocolate ammo

when something that would usually bother you is presented in such a pleasant way that you can't bring yourself to be annoyed in that specific instance

I usually hate people smacking their lips, but hearing it in ASMR is chocolate ammo to me.

by chimera_manticore July 26, 2023

Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024

Chocolate pogostick

A brothers big old weener.

Did you see that dudes chocolate pogostick I want in my butt?

by shug mike March 20, 2019

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022