NinjaTDA

A fat fucking person that is super annoying and always says the dumbest shit ever. Always makes jokes that makes no sense and thinks they are funny.

That dude is more annoying than NinjaTDA

by Habookabob May 21, 2023

ninjahewo

a hewo which is a ninja

dad left me to be a ninjahewo

by OatmealPeroxide May 28, 2023

ninja-shin

A mass of swelling from the top of the ankle and up to the knee that doesn't stop you from walking or jogging..

Dude kicked the heavy bag so many times he got some ninja-shin..

by 12speed June 15, 2023

ninja maker8-bit

A random kid in level maker that will attack anyone for no reason and if you join his group he will treat you like dog shit

Ninja maker8-bit:I HATE BEAN THE BEE
bean the bee:kys nigga

by Mr. Garm June 21, 2023

Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"

by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023

Ninja: The Most Dangerous Game

Ninja the most dangerous game is a word used for the best book ever,it's called this cause it is the best book ever And this is an objective fact

"Hey synecdoche you're wrong and I'm right,Ninja: The Most Dangerous Game is the best book ever urban dictionary says so"

by DRO7876 April 16, 2023

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023