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law of surtr

The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares
not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Law of Oedipus

If a user makes 1 mistake whether it be grammar, linguistics, or misinformation whilst replying to ragebait, the user has lost and the victory will be given to the ragebaiter, named after Oedipus for how he married his mother and killed a citizen out of rage
dude you do know that's not real right?
uh yeah its it is you maniac (I'm mad)
I invoke the Law of Oedipus for in his words and experience this is my victory
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Homies-in-law

A trusted friends trusted friend, a confidant's confidant
I know we just met, but if my friend trusts you, then I trust you. I don't need any other context, we are Homies-in-law
by Tequiles August 31, 2025
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Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.
"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."
by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025
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lawful evil

The worst kind of bully
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble
Person 1: That guy is a lawful evil bully, be careful.
Person 2: Ok
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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Pre-Law Society

"Pre-Law Society" is a prestigious group where Pre-Law students meet up and practice studying for the LSAT a long with attending networking buffets while interning at law firms.
In order to qualify for a law degree, I have to join the Pre-Law Society
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Godlose Law

Internet adage stating that as an online discussion drags on, the likelihood

someone is going to make a comparison to Trump significantly increases.
The Godlose Law is the ugly brother of the Godwin Law.
by Ausaris September 12, 2025
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