Law

Red tape.

Solid Snake- The colonel gave me permission to knock his niece out. I did the wrong thing, but it was for the right reason. Nobody but Zeus can get anything done legally (being legally right, without legal consequence) around here with all the red tape the rest of us have to go through. Most of us know law higher than ourselves. The colonel wouldn't have a niece if she kept listening to Psycho Mantis's music.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

grandparent-in-law

A grandparent of one's spouse.

My grandparent-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods

Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place

by N0Comment November 20, 2015

Law of the Nameless

The application of scrutiny towards any statement which claims to know a general or specific consensus without citing polls or metadata. Identification of an appeal to vapid congruence.

Don’t know the specifics of the case, but the general consensus seems to be that the internet mob overplayed their hand.

Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.

by ØMVЯ November 11, 2021

Samito’s Law

Any discussion regarding Overwatch balance will inevitably lead to the topic of 6v6

Sam: “Supports are too oppressive and tanks are weak! Bring back 6v6!”

SVB: “Samito’s Law has taken effect.”

by Samitoschair March 15, 2024

Deagle's Law

The physics law that says you can find the answer to anything using the principles of physics.

I use Deagle's Law on everything and in the end, I only got 3 points on the physics test.

by Hot&Fluffy January 28, 2009

Jack.H's law

if thy tits be uge, they cannot be perky

damn Chelsea's boobies are uge and perky, they break Jack.H's law

by jacks ass is tight May 18, 2021