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Law of Comunicability

If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.
Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.
by JezusFreek October 2, 2009
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co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's niece's husband.
My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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great-great-granddaughter-in-law

Great-great-grandchild's wife.
My great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Gaykon's Law

Law defined by Gaykon that reads: "An impressionable male with low self esteem is not immune to virtue signaling turning him gay"
If you are attracted to femboys, you might be a victim of Gaykon's Law
by Gaykon May 9, 2020
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Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
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Nandor's Law

If there is an unprotected web poll, Nomar Garciaparra will win it.

In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
The results of our marketing research obey's Nandor's Law.
by Not Tom Brady January 25, 2021
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Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008
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