Pre-Law Society

"Pre-Law Society" is a prestigious group where Pre-Law students meet up and practice studying for the LSAT a long with attending networking buffets while interning at law firms.

In order to qualify for a law degree, I have to join the Pre-Law Society

by Savster September 9, 2025

Godlose Law

Internet adage stating that as an online discussion drags on, the likelihood

someone is going to make a comparison to Trump significantly increases.

The Godlose Law is the ugly brother of the Godwin Law.

by Ausaris September 12, 2025

Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.

Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!

by Smith Miller January 15, 2025

Bradley's Law

Only a Bradley can deal with someone doing something that is inevitably stupid.

Mr. McMahan angrily stated how annoying it is when he has to put up with the stupid shit people do. Fuck, I hate Bradley's Law

by GeekyCyberNerd January 17, 2025

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999

Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025