johns dick

The smallest Dick of them all

Johns dick is tiny

by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

Olivia Newton John

to do something very quickly

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!

by Evy4 May 16, 2011

John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow January 17, 2008

John McEnroe's Shoes

Slang term for lady bits

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!

by Fryer May 25, 2005

John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.

John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!

by ginobeats November 1, 2010

St. John the Baptist

A school full of white kids. The teachers are terrible and can’t say anyone’s name right. The school doesn’t have much money so they have a ton of useless fundraisers. It is a bad school here all the kids are depressed.

St. John the Baptist is the worst school.

by Hejdjfjr riock April 24, 2019

john glenning the place

When talented people become REALLY annoying, rude, and talented people.

"Sorry, we're really John Glenning the place"

by No Uhhh May 3, 2019