International Suck A Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th

Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!

by Jkbb24 May 20, 2022

max sucking trace

a slang term for someone who sucks everyone and everything.

"that dude is max sucking trace"
"real stuff homie"

by ray pisty June 11, 2025

Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

suck-up

one who kisses peoples ass

Estefefnia is such suck-up

by kittygirls September 23, 2018

sucking big fat boody hole

When the WIFI is super slow.

Why is the internet this week sucking big fat boody hole.

by ME that all just me. February 19, 2023

National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020