granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016

jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019

9 fingers up

holding up 9 fingers in a photo means you enjoy and are comforted by the presence of partially naked men.

Wow, Finlay has 9 fingers up, he must be in the vicinity of big buff partially naked men, and he's enjoying it.

by FWmonke July 3, 2022

4 fingers up

You are loyal and deep in love w one person

I hold 4 fingers up because i loyal to my girl.

by Ingesss August 4, 2022

CHUD Fingers

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

Albert Fingernoodle

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

3 fingers up

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇.

*holds 3 fingers up while taking a group picture*

by LaggyMinus May 19, 2022