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King caking

It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.
Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.
by J Sitton April 21, 2024
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CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018
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flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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cake

• cake meaning ass, not a type of cake.
you get the idea of what cake means
by ariellia March 23, 2021
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Baking Cakes

Exercise that builds the booty.
These heavy weighted squats got us baking cakes!
by HERMOSA54 May 19, 2020
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Cake

by anonymous May 14, 2021
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Fruit Cake

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"
by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017
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