bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.

"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene

by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

bum creame

Creame for your bum

You need to use some bum creame your ass stinks

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

Bum trap

A place that’s just downright dirty and disgusting. Also they may trap drugs there.

Oh, this place is a bum trap. Let’s get out of this hellhole

by Dirtyallycat March 21, 2024

Goofy bum

a lame ass nigga who don’t wanna have fun, go out and do shit, but instead is a boring person overall.

You don’t want to go out? Your a goofy bum, come hang out wit us nigga.

Look at the goofy bum, he prolly don’t do shit wit no one and stays at home by himself.

by she luvs slepzy April 3, 2022

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017