36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke

36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

17 years and 364 days old

When you get treated like a baby.

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

old creep

A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?

1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol

Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?

Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?

OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way

by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021

old barbeque

when one is fucking a girl outdoors while roasting his grandmother for warmth

"yo bitch lets have an old barbeque"

by benedicit October 18, 2008

Old matey

Chiefly used in England. Term refers and identifies someone you don’t know, and that you don’t know the name of. Not derogatory or offensive.

“Do you remember in the club last night when old matey jogged your arm and made you spill your pint?”

by PedroFromDangermouse December 15, 2022

My Old Group....

My old group was sooooo much better than you guys, they let me touch them anywhere at parties

Tom "My Old Group...."

by [e-mail] May 26, 2025

The old H

Heroin

I've developed a bit of a bad habit with the old H.

by ElzearYoung June 19, 2025