wet burl

a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."

She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.

by dobie December 17, 2012

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025

Wet bodies

When a person dies by gunshot usually in a drive by, The corpse is called a wet body.

“Vro I let that tech off 9 and left wet bodies everywhere”

by GothAngel December 4, 2021

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 5, 2023

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Wet

Really good, as in something you think is awesome.

Oh my god dude, that is so wet.

by anonymous June 21, 2024

wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022