Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022

Wet wheeling

The female act of masturbating whilst sitting behind the wheel of a car.

“ I’ve got half an hour before my break is over, I might go and do a bit of wet wheeling to pass the time. “

by Golearnaboutit March 21, 2022

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022

Wet Cigarette

A cigarette from a pack stored in a woman crouch, potentially soaked in moisture from the woman vagina

I saw the bartender in the parking lot last night, and she offered me a wet cigarette.

by LifeResearcher August 3, 2025

Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.

In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.

by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025