Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.

Hey Leora Two-screens :-)

by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

Two faced

It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.

Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*

Person 2: “here comes Person 3”

Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different

Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.

by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021

two french guys banging at a sleep over

two french fries and a bacon cheese burger.

can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

by fox fox April 25, 2024

two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz August 10, 2016

two night house

a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.

the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.

by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017