dog shmeat

when something is dog shmeat it is bad

that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively

by djmdjmdjm11 November 16, 2018

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018

Corn Dog

A delicious food on a stick.

Lilly: “You swim like a corn dog.”

by TempleFox December 6, 2018

pickle dog

Pickle dog . A hot dog in the middle of bread instead and meat (hot dog)

PICKLE DOG is a replacement for a hot dog for vegans and vegetarians.

by Drvman December 9, 2018

pickle dog

Pickle dog . A hot dog in the middle of bread instead and meat (hot dog)

PICKLE DOG is a replacement for a hot dog for vegans and vegetarians.

by Drvman December 9, 2018

suave dog

A suave dog is someone that is a smooth talker with the ladies. He is sometimes a little bit of a player, charismatic and many times has more than one girl.

Boy that ol' Donny is a real suave dog. The women just flock to him and he puts the charm on.

by Icon73 July 12, 2017

dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017