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Super Happy Fun Guy

aka Closet Homosexual

When a guy goes around boasting about how great he is and how gay other guys are compared to him, this is known as a super happy fun guy. Also, when a guy tries to tell other guys how gay they are and makes up all sorts of gay fantasies about them, this is known as a super happy fun guy. His fixation on all things gay and homosexual will be glaringly obvious. His narcissistic glorification of his body and obsession with other males' bodies and exercise regimes will creep out everyone, even the "flaming faggots." He will brag about his ability in bed, but his dick pics will be pencil thin. He will claim to adore the female body, but his very vocal fantasies will all be about gay sex. He will loudly and hurriedly deny any inclination towards homosexuality, but nobody will believe him.
"You are a fat boring vanilla bitch and can't even suck a dick right."

"Wow! You sound like a super happy fun guy."

"OMG. This super happy fun guy kept asking me about my nail polish."

"Are you serious?! I thought he said he's straight?"

" Idk but that was pretty gay of him to ask."
by INTJBlackUnicorn July 12, 2017
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1 guy 1 cup

When you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
"I heard Tommy burned his eyes out with a lit cigarette after watching 1 guy 1 cup. The doctors at the clinic said that he still hasn't stopped screaming."
by visibly shaken October 25, 2009
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Guy hotness appreciation month

This is celebrated throughout the entire month of September. In this month all the girls and women out there can appreciate how hot guys are as much as they want, and no one will care except for themselves. A great month to stare at your crush all day.
Person 1: Uh... why are you staring at Nick?
Person 2: Didn't you know? It's guy hotness appreciation month! I can ogle him all I want all month.
by N@y September 24, 2011
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late night talker guy

The guy who a girl tells her problems in the depth of the night and who will never be together because that man is officially in the friend-zone.
Guy 1: I talked to her until 2am
Guy 2: you're totally late night talker guy
by jackofoso December 26, 2011
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Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG)

The one person in the team who is extra worthless when compared to the other members in the team.

According to Dilbert, the WDG might seem completely competent in a different context, but

in your group he is a chimp.
Russell will act as a Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG) for our project
by mlevit March 22, 2010
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80's guy/girl

Someone stuck in a 1980's style or thought pattern. Could be a guy with a glam rock T-shirt but could also mean a stockbroker type that celebrates "80's greed and excess" by dressing in a suit, with slicked back hair, and a giant cell phone attached to his ear.
"All he talked about was his Movado. What an 80's guy!"

or 80's guy/girl
by JimNickerson November 30, 2007
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Guy C. Hafford III

HAWTY who im insanley in love withhh
Heey its Guy C. Hafford III!!!

OMFG!!!! he is so hot i would fuck him up a wall any day of the week!!!!
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