Fire Kracker

A white (non-hispanic) person, usually male who spits nothing but hot bars.

Dam, the fire kracker just killed that verse.

by mrmccoy007 October 23, 2018

Fire Snail

a black female who is attracted to the white male.

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.

by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022

Fire hose

when you're pissing with a boner.

bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet

by soIcanenteranythinghere? December 25, 2015

chumky fire-ball

where everyone ejaculates into a bottle and sets it on fire making a semen Molotov. You then throw it at an overweight drunken man and watch their fat ass dance all over the floor.

lets try a chumky fire-ball tonight.

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Notre Dame is on fire

Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.

"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."

by Antiguns McChestytraps April 15, 2019