Two shot

Someone who has watched a really shitty movie loads of times and keeps on saying that it's good

Jimmy is such a fucking two shot

by GOOEYMOOSE December 17, 2020

hem and two

real ones know

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(

by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020

Goody Two-Shoes

It's what Kageyama is as a setter

Atsumu:you're a Goody Two-Shoes

by Haikyuu is life December 20, 2020

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 22, 2020

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020