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Rule 010

If there is an academic subject that has a utilitarian use in Computer Science, the corresponding free online bootcamp must exist.
Computer Scientist: I would be paid double if I knew Statistics! I wish I had learned about it in College
Other Computer Scientist: Try Rule 010.
by goodgamemydudes May 18, 2022
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Granville Rule

Speak now or forever hold your peace. If you don't speak up, you don't get fed. Everything moves on pass you if you stay quiet. Used to make decisions faster and more efficiently.
Nancy always tells us which restaurants she wants to go to after the reservation's already booked and then complain about the food. Granville Rule next time we hang out so it's on her.
by birkin356 July 15, 2025
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991
Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.
by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020
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Rule infinity

If there is a number that has no rule you have to make a rule for it
22222222222 has no Rule, now i have to make because of Rule infinity
by Liriliththeboy September 19, 2020
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road rules

what?
what are road rules?
by Dan August 1, 2003
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5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed
by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024
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