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[Rule 17]

This rule states that you can "counter" Rule 11. By calling Rule 17, you are initially calling "Next's", and in doing so makes you the automatic owner of the object that Rule 11 was called a pone. There is no "counter" to Rule 17.
Guy4:"Why are you here? What a second! Rule 11!"
Guy2&3:"Too late."
Guy4:"Gosh dang it!. . . Rule 17! Ha! Now its mine again!"
Guy2:"Excellent strategy sir."
by Van113 March 1, 2009
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Runescape

Simple Definitions

1. A Brittish version of World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy, Midevil Age lifestyle, stereotypes and the world's population of 12 year olds put into a blender.

2. gateway for 12 year olds for online dating

3. Mindless clicking processes put into one game.
4. Slang for a really poorly made game.
5.A new Japanese Fad (Possibly, yet still undefined.)

Background and review:

You are only able to be a human adventurer, seeking all the natural human needs. You have access to many minigames, over 20 skills and only so few actual things to do that are entertaining.

Due to the lack of any form of creativity from the Jagex Studios, many of the things in their game involve WoW knock-offs, ethnic stereotypeing, hallucinogenic 12 year old plot engineering and of course lack of physical limitations and logic.

Most originality is composed of the Japanese college students with too much time on their hands. This is literally traceable everywhere. Even from the most European influenced culture there manages to be easily identified as "Made in Japan". In example there are axes the size of surfboards that weigh in at 200 pounds, and a Sword possible bigger than weighs more. Each of them swung like they are feathers.

The game is a Java browser game, meaning the game is limited to the amount of graphics it can display without killing your computer. a 2000 person limit is made for each server, in this case there are 160 servers. Therefore, 320000 people can play at once.

There are many people with more than one account, as if one is not enough. These people who do this have failed to compete and need to re-try their attempt at getting things right fail at life as well.

The skills, so they call them are mindless clicking on an object hopeing for some event to take place. Even the simple process of cooking stuff takes more than 3 clicks.

The game is populated by people who are too bored to do anything else, along with 12 year old children, and people in obvious need of fresh air and a life. This calls for a needless censorship system.

Capitalism and Socialsim overtake the game's supposed economy, despite there being a item exchange area. The economy has dependence on it's already dead re-salvaged Player Versus Player Interface (PVP).

While on topic, unlike most games where you die and don't loose anything in items, you loose everything you carry with an exception of 3 or 4 items. This sometimes is very common in the incredibly stupid population of "runescapers".

Above all, this game's biggset challenge is quitting the game. The game lures you with temptation and addictions. Unfortunate for some, they have been envoloped since 1999, and loose their lives to runescape as if it was World of Warcraft.
1. "What the hell is this crappy Adventure Quest game? It feels like I am playing Runescape all over again!"

2. "Internet sex, or Runescape? Tough call..."

3. "Damn, this office work sure feels like I am playing Runescape at a maximum. At least this is productive to my bank account."

4. "Warcraft sucks dude. It's just like Runescape only with better graphics and something to jack off to."

5. "So help me god, if there is an anime about Runescape, it will make Naruto look enjoyable to watch.
by Satanic Gamer July 17, 2009
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121 rule

The 121 rule is the girl code for not getting back with an ex. The girl had 1 to 1 attention of his but for whatever reason they split up. Whether the girl likes the ex or not , the fact remains that she just not going down that path again. The 121 rule usually refers to a heterosexual relationship but that doesn't mean a gay or lesbian person couldn't follow this rule.
girl 1: "Omg you should so get back with him, you too we're so cute together"

girl 2; "No way. I follow the 121 rule!"

girl 1: "Ahh, I see, It's a shame though"
by wildcardchic April 23, 2014
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Rule of Society

When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.
That chick just pinched my nipple, so, according to the Rule of Society, I get to pinch her nipple in retaliation.
by The J-Dizzle July 28, 2008
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rule 5

Man the f*!k up!
Put your vagina back in the box
B: I have man flu

G: Dude, Rule 5!
by Curlycarrie September 19, 2014
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Rule of Five

Rule of Five states that if you take five major porn categories, you won't find it in one single porn.
"What shelf can I find the Japanese Twin Stewardess Midget Redhead porn?"

'None--It doesn't exist. Rule of Five. Try Clown MILF Foot-worship Outdoor porn instead."
by djdiem June 28, 2011
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Rule 86

In honor of the anime Initial D and its main protagonist car, the Toyota AE86 ("Hachi-Roku") Rule 86 states that every movable object on this planet has the ability to move in a way that is defined with the term "controlled slide" or in layman's terms: "If it exists, it can drift."
"Look at that iceberg, why is it moving sideways??"

"Rule 86, if it exists, it can drift"

"NANI?"
by Skattor August 28, 2017
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