Fresh Trim Rule

If you get a fresh trim, your friends are allowed to slap you on the back of the head two times each.

An example of the Fresh Trim Rule:
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.

(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)

by Keiron is a nonce May 23, 2021

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

by atavoid November 27, 2020

8 9 10 Rule

Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.

Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

Admiral Rule

A principle describing the act of deliberately breaking or disregarding the rules, norms, or expectations of a culture in order to satisfy one’s ego, assert dominance, or elevate personal pride above collective standards.

After getting a hole-in-one, Mark refused to buy the bar a round of drinks due to him invoking the Admiral Rule. Mark stated the members at the bar were irrelevant.

by CommitteeMember6969 September 29, 2025

Coulter's Rule

The media will immediately list the race of the shooter/criminal only when the shooter/criminal is white.

Coulter's Rule prevents the media from listing the race of the shooter at this time.

by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024

Rule 58

If it exists there's an anti of it

Friend 1:"Bro did see the anti anime server link posted"
Friend 2:"Yes it is one of rule 58 stuff that's out there"

by _name_1ess November 21, 2020

Rule 50

No Akame.

Akame fan: i love akame
Liru fucker: bro you just broke rule 50

by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021