a poor mans mexican

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits

" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"

by KickAssKoalla February 8, 2017

Mexican

A drug dealer, usually dealing some sort of white powder

Oh look at Adrian, he's mexican, let's get some drugs!

by piesquared November 16, 2021

mexican corndog

inserting a large funnel into partners anus and pouring blended corndog into the funnel while partner is eating several mexican chillis

Bro, I totally tried a mexican corndog with this chick last night. She Loved it

by phatdopecornman May 10, 2018

mexican cleaner

MEXICANS WHO CLEAN WHITE PEOPLE HOUSES

WHITE-JO MEXICAN CLEANER CLEAN MY HOUSE
MEXICAN-NO

WHITE-ILL GIVE A penny
MEXICAN-ok

by omswag May 24, 2015

Shameful Mexican

When your Mexican partner eats something spicy, but fails to wash their hands thoroughly before they finger you.

"He had that spicy chicken sandwich, but he didn't wash his hand well, and it fucking BURNED when he fingered me! He gave me that Shameful Mexican."

by Britters de Magnolia July 8, 2022

Mexican sex doll

Basically fucking a Chihuahua

Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll

by thundercockman420 March 24, 2024

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020