Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you

Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother

by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022

mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.

STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO

by ChristopherDanielMyersTheThird March 2, 2017

A Mexican Sneeze

The participant A lays on her back and rolls knees overhead
The other participant (participant B) squeezes half a fresh lime in their own eye then sniffs 28.5ml tequila
Participant B, temporarily blinded by the fresh lime must seek out participant A’s lady taco.
Then fill with sneeze

(Examples of using fresh chilli to help create a sneeze have been recorded)

I heard of someone using fresh chilli in a Mexican sneeze, might be easier?

by A-Bear—royale January 18, 2024

Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos

Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel

by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018

mexican town house

A position where the ears and mouth at penetrated

I will Mexican town house you wife

by Bigboy lu lu April 4, 2019

United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.

I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.

by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018