guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022
Get the Mexican jumping beanmug. by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022
Get the Mexican tomatosmug. Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.
by anonymous September 25, 2021
Get the Mexican Pizza’dmug. A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022
Get the The Mexican Jacobmug. When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
Get the Pulling a mexican cartelmug. by Mr paper man November 22, 2021
Get the Mexicanmug. 