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Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...
Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time
by Mack1990 August 17, 2011
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Jack Schlossberg

One of the hottest lawyers I’ve ever seen. Also John F. Kennedy’s grandson
Omg have you seen JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg???
by iloveryanreynoldss May 22, 2022
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Jack Benny

Old guy who did some funny stuff but he's still 39 wtf nuni!
Jack Benny has a radio show nibba.
by warlock master race October 24, 2018
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Hackey Jacking

The disgraceful act of serving ones hackey sack to ones self.
Similar to masturbating.
Bro stop hackey jacking you are making everybody upset.
by The3niglets September 1, 2011
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Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE
"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"
by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022
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thug jack

When a more experienced player picks up, often rather easily, the girl you've been working hard to get at. Also applicable when he picks up your girlfriend.
I just got thug jacked, but I'm not gonna hate the game.
by PUA247 January 26, 2011
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Console Jacking

When you put a vibrating video game controller on your penis, therefore masturbating while feeling the vibes from the controller.
John went console jacking when he discovered that the controller vibrated when explosions were in the game.
by darth farts March 30, 2015
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