Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

Different box of frogs

Two things that contrast each other so strongly they aren't comparable.

"Edibles and Acid are a completely different box of frogs."

by LeBushman April 11, 2022

Double Chalupa Box

The “Double Chalupa Box” is an item/meal from Taco Bell, it costs $5 at most locations.

Hey, can I get one of those Double Chalupa Boxes?

by WiggaCkagjjia October 23, 2019

bitchiest boy in the box

Metaphor used when there is well known bitch or rebel in a community or small area.

Person1:”mark is the bitchiest boy in the box.”
Person2:”yeah.yesterday they vandalized the school entrance.”

by BuggieWuggie November 14, 2020

Soap Box Syndrome

The affliction where self-righteous members on social media decide they need to preach morals to the rest of the members.

My neighbor has a severe case of soap box syndrome. He is always telling dog owners how they should leash their dogs on his Facebook page.

by Hellsangel November 15, 2020

Golden juice box

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty

Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.

by J BROW April 19, 2021

put you in a box

basically means when you fight someone you finna beat them up

yo sj ima put you in a box if you keep playing with me

by pjagoatt March 25, 2022