kitchen dog

Cockroach; especially a really big one.

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"

by snakemonkey February 7, 2020

Walter the dog

Walter the dog is not dead, there are manye posts that he indeed is dead, however he is my dog and he still lives

Oh my gawd did u see the new post about walter being dead, he was such a cool dog...

Yea u know walter the dog? He is alive so stfu

by beastmaester 64 July 13, 2020

David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.

I love you David's Dog.

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

Sand Dogs

A group of absolute units.

Typically swole and travel in groups of 5

wow look at those sand dogs.

by swole bodyyyy January 8, 2019

L Dog

Laney Noonan. I moran girl that is fucking midget. she hates greaseballs and hates bitches. sucks dick at COD. people call her L Dog because Laney has to take a shit outside like a dog.

chris- L dog is the same size as a sex doll
Laney- shut the fuck up you man whore

by anal porn lover December 21, 2022

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020