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Canada

That place to the right of Alaska which people think doesn't exist.
Guy 1: What's Canada?
Guy 2: That place to the right of Alaska.
Guy 1:....what's Alaska?
by Stanarchist September 28, 2021
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Cakeache

The painful, physical symptoms of really wanting and needing cake but not having any.
My head qches and my sugar craving is making my muscles hurt, I think I have cakeache.
by 1crazycatmama September 30, 2021
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Canada Tower

A Canada Tower is when you have several (4+) women stacked on top of each other butt naked. You then take turns railing each individual girl, fairly quickly, so by the time you finish they all queef in perfect harmony.
“Dude, I went to the club the other night and totally caught myself a Canada Tower!”
“I Canada towered your mom, aunt, sister, and grandma the other night. You should’ve heard their queefs. Straight out of a horror movie.”
by Byrti October 4, 2021
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Canadian Thanksgiving

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.
Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”
by Eldon John October 7, 2021
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Canada

the best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Kyle: Dude Canada sucks
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
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Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.
I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard
by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021
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Canadian Specialty Cookie

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”
by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021
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