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Jalix Moment

Developed as a sort of "Friend Shared" meme by Jaliximorph on steam, also coined by the fan created OC Character of the Same name for the Warhammer 40k Universe.

Linked aswell to Vascus Moment which is in the same context, as the two are often featured together.
The situations Jalix finds himself in are usually where against all odds, he completely annihilates everything in his way, while being completely oblivious to what is going on.
*Destroys an Army, while humming to himself*
Vascus: Dude, did you just have another Jalix Moment?
Jalix: *Stops humming* Huh wut?

*Plows through a wall after being called from a different room*

Guy: OVER HERE JALIX, Stop having Jalix Moments.
Jalix: Im not gonna pay for this wall, y'know that right?
by fayulcaek January 10, 2012
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Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.
Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.
by ThatChick? July 15, 2011
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Kathy Moment

When you're about to say something and you completely forget or you're flapping your arms getting overly excited about something
Oh Oh Ohh! ... wait just kidding i forgot..haha i had a kathy moment ! *flapping arms*
by kayybabyyy December 3, 2011
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blonde moment

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
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A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011
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devie moment

1.) When one is struggling while performing a simple task and acting like a child when doing so.

2.) An adult temper tantrum performed commonly by large ginger males
Spencer totally just had a devie moment while trying to tie his shoes, his whining gave me the impression he was going to cry.
by Tracy Bleu November 7, 2011
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Zengle moment

Zengle moment is the act of taking something ten steps to far and accidentally killing someone
zengle moment the act if driving you car at someone an almost hitting them or taking it way to far and being a boga
by Gmanhaha November 22, 2011
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