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Alex

A sexy MF with a big shlomi
by Yeah it’s not a good idea December 12, 2021
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Alex

Alex is a good person, but is stupid. He has humour, but it all comes from titok and the internet. Like, his personality is just all memes and he doesn't understand anything if it isn't from the internet. He smells, is that on guy that you might hang out with because your friends do. But all in all, not a bad guy if you like memes and constantly smelling onions and wet dog.
''EW, it that... smelly socks i smell?''
" nope, just alex. see, he's down the hall."
by Baby shark dodododododo April 30, 2022
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Sasha Alex Glover

A gay add white boy who does lots of steroids mixed with meth. He sucks Cock for a living and raped underage girls for fun.
He looks like a rapist he is definitely a Sasha Alex Glover.
by Sexiest Native Ever July 29, 2019
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Alex Dimicco

An absolute psycho of the Australian variety. He absolutely adores American psycho and literally hates women. He is based, and red pilled. He is completely desensitized to real violence and a closeted incel. He speaks frequently about how he wants to/has murdered his co-workers at his full time job at McDonalds although he of course hasn't. He is distraught from his past relationship and has a tendency to sink to the bottom of his pool and stare at the stars to relive the golden days of his "relationship".
Friend 1: Did you see Alex Dimicco yesterday at Friend 3's party?
Friend 2: Yeah he had femoids buzzing in his ear.
Friend 1: Based.
by AmongUsIsMyFavouriteGame January 20, 2022
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Alex

A girl looking for a female definition but can only find guy names.Normally small and plays video games.She can be very loud but silent at the same time and always plays video games.She typically blows her money on stupid shit and acts like she’s gang affiliated.
Boy1-“ damn did you see Alex today”
Boy2-“hell yea I was lookin at her shoes tho not her”
Boy1-“ima hit and run that bitch
by Minecraft is a rock October 26, 2019
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Alex

The most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is good at everything and will always make you smile and laugh like a giddy little bitch. He is also super hawt and gives you butterflies whenever you so much as think of him. He has a giant cock and is good in bed and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT I AUGHDJHUSBND
(Me) "Alex is my boyfriend and I love him"

(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"

(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"
by NoelTheWeirdo November 1, 2022
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Alex

Alex is a cheater and he will break your heart for a girl that won’t love him like you did
Friend: Hey aren’t you dating Alex?

You: No he cheated on me with some other girl
by Someonebruh January 19, 2020
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