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Beeedle (3 e's) 

One of those wankjackets who constantly patrols the corridors looking for menial reasons to be disproportionally angry about. Usually hailing from the north east of england the beadle will never reach full maturity and will be dammed to a sexually replusive 'inward willy' causing him a great sense of inadaquacy however breast feeding form the father until the age of 20 will transfer huge amounts of testosterone and results in a massivly inflated ego. Apart from genrally bitch moaning the beadles sole vocal ability is to announce his finincal status to employees who have already seen him coming and started to leg it.
beeedle (3 e's) can only be truly be understood by those who have met a beeedle however below describes a typical beeedle interaction.

Me: shit, beeedles in the corridor and the windows jammed closed.

Beadle: Moan moan moan.... you've done something wrong... fuck I'm rich and your not.

Me: fuck you beeedle
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A phrase commonly used to create liquid in the pants of females. The more commas used, the more liquid created. A maximum of 40 commas may be used, as more than this will create an infinite amount of liquid and destroy the universe.
When he said z,3 to me, I immediately came in my pants!
z,3 by Big Duck Dan May 14, 2015
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Apple 3.14 

A joke that is supposed to represent apple pie, but is swapped with the numerical version of pi.
A person making a joke:Hey guys, what's a geeks favorite food? Apple 3.14! Get it?
Audience: *Commits suicide from the absolute obscenity of the horrendous "Joke" that has escaped from A Person Making A Joke's lips.
A person making a joke: Dang it, not again!

;7,@ ‘3 

hey i want you to ;7,@ ‘3
;7,@ ‘3 by xxx._xxx._ January 12, 2018

type 3 diabetes 

when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes
random hoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”

November 3 

National Ask out your crush day if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend don’t text them all day
Boy 1: Boy 2 it’s November 3rd that means I have to ask out my crush

Boy2: Shit well I can’t text my girl all day that’s gonna be tuff for the both of us
November 3 by Red_teletubby420 November 2, 2019

November 3 

November 3 is national slap your tallest friend day
Person 1: hey its November 3
Person 2: oh no
November 3 by EdentheDinosaur November 2, 2019