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A prison term for someone completing their sentence, walks out to the custody of officers that arrest them then transport them to jail to face more charges. Usually connected to the activity that got them prison in the first place. Charges that were set aside and "put on hold" while the person completed their time for what they were convicted of in trial or plea bargains. It can be very demoralizing to the individual charged. Usually pulled by authorities on someone that is a clear danger to society or just pissed someone off on the prosecution side deeply.
Sam just killed his number and walked out of the prison a free man and there were two Sheriffs waiting that arrested him at the gate and page two'd him. He was crying as they put in in the cop car.
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool
Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee
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two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship
Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...
by guardian.ange December 8, 2023
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Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
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two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.
Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.
by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017
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Worth two in the bush

The phrase "Worth two in the bush" has the opposite meaning of the original proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".

To better understand this, you must understand the original saying; "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". The first part of the phrase; "A bird in the hand" means that it is better to have something that is small but guaranteed, instead of something that is risky with uncertain rewards - "Worth two in the bush".

By something being "Worth two in the bush" you are willing to risk what is already in front of you, with hopes of achieving something much better.

"Worth two in the bush" can be used to describe something that is highly desirable, extremely valuable, and so rare that it's almost mythical.
If someone were to create a functional Star Wars lightsaber, that would be "worth two in the bush". I'd much rather have one lightsaber instead of a thousand medieval swords; it's so much better.
by POTUS Andrew Jackson January 23, 2024
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two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.
"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."
by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024
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