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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
mugGet the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug.

Crazy Old Hag

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here
by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Crazy Old Hagmug.

Old mill high

Best football team, we can beat Broadneck in a heartbeat, Broadneck just mad because we’re better💀
Old mill high Oh number one in Annapolis who us!!
by Maddie_love October 15, 2021
mugGet the Old mill highmug.

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface
by Mr. yee November 30, 2017
mugGet the sack of old hammug.

13 year old artist

a 13 year old who makes the mona lisa look like a scribble
someone:did you see that 13 year old artist on tiktok? they recreated the mona lisa perfectly on this filter where you can only draw with your eye movement

me: life is unfair
by hannahlolywhosteesyd October 17, 2023
mugGet the 13 year old artistmug.

3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'
I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.
by Vivvy12345 April 14, 2021
mugGet the 3 year-oldmug.

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