mink job

having someone put a thumb in your asshole and jerking you off at the same time. followed by a sucking of the thumb

that Chinese girl gives a mean mink job. and she doesn't mind sucking the crap off her thumb.

by knightwolf May 22, 2009

mo job

A blowjob performed by a man with a mustache.

You know who has a majestic mustache?
Who?
Tom Selleck.
Totally, with a mustache like that he could give a phenomenal mo job.

by Lorne Joel February 23, 2011

tape job

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.

Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.

by sunshinetellem April 11, 2011

Hose Job

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Aqua Foot Job

To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water

"Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub"

by Rebecca June 29, 2004

Sloppy Joe Job

A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.

Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.

by Dr.Steak May 31, 2010