Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Law

The thing that holds people back from thier dreams and is rules for nerds

Police: by the name of the law let the hostages go!
Smart person: you can’t make me blah

by Carl the thinker January 7, 2023

co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 27, 2024

Basil’s Law

All bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes

Person1: That black feminist chick from college just posted her white boyfriend on her insta

Person2: dude…. Basil’s Law!!!

by MMAFayce January 23, 2024

stepgrandchild-in-law

Stepgrandchild's spouse.

My stepgrandchild-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Reed's Law

"Reed's Law" is an adage coined by @Andrew_Reed which states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."

This dude just got reed's law'd lol

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021