House Porn

Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.

I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.

by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021

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Trap House

Apparently it is used to describe a crack house in a shady neighborhood? I used to think it was a house full of femboys ._.

Person 1: YOO MY GUY *takes out two maid dresses* WE'RE GOING TO THE TRAP HOUSE!

Person 2: What are the maid dresses for?

by KipperTheCricket July 21, 2021

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House

West Virginia cracker crib.

I found my bf shit-faced house in a west Virginia cracker crib

by anonymous July 22, 2021

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Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.

Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.

Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?

Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.

by Jvpizz July 26, 2021

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