mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

by Dickeater October 25, 2018

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Cunt-off

When in any given situation, all individuals involved are trying to out-do each other in how much of a cunt they can be.

"Dear God! Is everyone on the road just having a cunt-off tonight?"

by Pauldee W July 10, 2018

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cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 10, 2007

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Don't come the cunt, cunt!

Informing your mate he is being an arse.

Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!

by Shudders June 16, 2006

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ass cunt

The most despicable person you know...Someone who reminds you of a vagina that looks like an asshole ...

Get fucked you ass cunt

by Jon A November 16, 2004

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Girls that go above and beyond the already vulgar status of "a cunt" in social situations. Symptoms include: pissing off everyone in their general vicinity at all times. Can also be abbreviated by "A.C."

That girl sitting at the end of the bar is checking you out , but she looks like she looks like an actual cunt, I wouldn't even bother brah."

by AyBlinken April 7, 2010

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