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Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole
Ew you have a nipple bum
by Unknown2727291 April 19, 2016
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Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface
Mary, my you have quite a stench bum
by Ashenangelone February 1, 2019
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Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT
Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.
by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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Bum Whop

To have anal sex.
"Me and April did the bum whop last night"
by Dill Wum December 2, 2009
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No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.
You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
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bum blazer

A huge, flaming homosexual, one who blazes bums.
Hey, check out those bum blazers over there!

Damn, they blazin' it hard.
by DSG94 May 20, 2023
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