law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

Boner Bait

Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.

Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did

by JesusSatanLover666 March 12, 2015

Bud boner

A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)

"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."

by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020

Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.

She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed

by Boner Batter February 28, 2011

Boner

What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson

"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"

"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"

by Lysterine420 November 21, 2020

pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade

I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.

by Rupert Hannibal Queefeater March 8, 2023