(In public)
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!
(At home)
Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!
(At home)
Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….
by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 07, 2024
When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016
by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023
by ethanmlego June 11, 2019
A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"
by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024
by Jakoby and efren March 18, 2016