April 11th, national slap ass day

National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!

April 11th, national slap ass day. The day of the ass.

by m&mx2 May 24, 2018

National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 October 21, 2015

so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.

Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!

by Weirdo Sheep August 12, 2018

NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass

The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY

by Jax1995 June 27, 2019